Baby Jubes

The perfect angel of the friend group. In the friend group with the bad kids. But still wants to do fun stuff.

Female snoop dog"Baby jubes you wanna hit this?"
Juby "could I? Maybe sorry!"

by Ciggie nic January 20, 2024

baby metroid

the saddest event that ever happened to the metroid games

someone: hey who the f is the baby metroid

me: already preping my 6h long story on it.

by stormamericaaran11 February 3, 2024

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

baby repellant

Another word for birth control

Booty

1: Ugh my mom is making me take baby repellant
2: OMG WHEN
1: Sunday

by Kmskmskmskmskmskms♡ December 19, 2016

CUP BABY

a child of the sperm donor faction never went from the sack to the womb

a Fatherless individual

e1. GTFO OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN CUP BABY
e2. get a load of the fuckin cup baby
e3

by anonymous May 1, 2025

Feed The Baby

When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or ideally wife, and she swallows.

I had to stop by sarah’s on the way home from the bar to “feed the baby.”

by Dirty Randy 69 November 5, 2018

My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022