as GPS as dog

navigating through difficult situations with ease

Even when the project hit a major roadblock, Sarah was as GPS as dog, calmly finding a way around every obstacle and keeping us on track.

by ilyaeidegger May 3, 2025

my dogs

beautiful feet

your my dogs are so easy to lick!

by fisher the fish September 28, 2022

Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog

When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.

I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.

by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025

Livvy dog

A word used to describe the most amazing person ever!

Wow, that person most be a Livvy dog cause their amazing!

by Birks March 13, 2019

Clear as a dog's drool

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018

Chalk Dog

Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.

How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.

by Mojo1936 January 1, 2024