Head

A part of the human body you dirty minded person...

Teacher: we are studying a human head today
Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy

Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit

by PippyThePig November 29, 2019

Curly-Headed Fuck

One who is Curly Haired, and Lacks intelligence

Kyle, your a Curly-Headed Fuck!

by Lhs42018 May 22, 2017

shrimp head

a big shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me”

by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023

wee Coleraine head

pejorative; a person who has limited exposure outside of a small town bubble; possesses a default disdain for new experiences

Sure what did you expect, Kevin has a wee Coleraine head on him

by JonzyJinxy May 24, 2023

Actin bald headed

When someone is on “bullshit”

This could be us, but you actin bald headed.

by Hit that button! December 30, 2020

Head Bowlingball

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.

Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

head day

January 10th is the day you give head to your guy friend

“Hey, today is head day, wanna gimme some?”
“Fuck yeah”

by janajdhakhskshxkbakshx January 10, 2022