picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

Turn it off

When you want someone to be quiet when their singing, whether it's annoying or really bad. Or if their talking, and it makes no sense.

"How could you be so Dr. Evil? Your bringing out a side of me that I don't know"

Yo, turn it off!

by Pikmaster June 29, 2025

Jug-off

A tit wank, titjob

I asked Tom to install my Hive thermostat, and as payment I offered my girlfriend give him a jug-off

by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019

The more you show off

A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.

Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.

by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022

Lop off

Cutting pulling or ripping something off from and object and then the detached object being thrown away

Guy 1: so yeah, I was just cutting some wood for my new shed that I’m building and then I tripped and the saw fell on my finger and it kind of made me lop off my own finger
Guy 2: sir this is a denny’s

by Astralacid March 19, 2024

burn your face off curry

a curry so spicy people think there face is melting while they are eating it.

went to an indian restaurant last night to have a mild curry and it turned out to be a burn your face off curry had a beer and 2 litres of milk to cool me down.

by whiteghost3 January 22, 2014

off top

for sure, straight up, absolutely, for real, really though, Hell yeah, no problem.

Off top I'm trying to go to this party.

"Do you want to grab some beers?" answer: Off top

I can do that for you off top

Yo I'm not playing with this fool, off top

by pcbirdn November 14, 2020