Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

Off-ish

Working remote, checking emails, but not attending any meetings or doing anything official.

I am not on official vacation between Christmas and New Years, I am off-ish those days.

by Dunner69 December 4, 2025

Bore off

An accidentally coined ( by me in 1994) phrase telling someone who repeatedly insisted he was right to go and bore someone else.

I've heard it all before Mick , you're still wrong , go bore off.

by Betty bopper June 28, 2022

Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

Drink Off

To drink, to continue to drink, or to finish drinking.

*Bartender announces last call*
Kate: "Lets leave and go drink off at my place!"

by onesassykate April 5, 2023

green off that

some shit max says when he don’t like something but ain’t tryna sound like a hater

viewer: yo listen to that new ken carson album!
max: *listens and the first song is absolute garbage*
max: nah i’m green off that let’s go next

by devilthoughtsig July 12, 2022