JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020

Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...

"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"

by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018

Fuck off Gregg

When you get called a Gregg you know you’ve fucked up in a party

“Hello can we hang out please?”
“Fuck off Gregg”

by CroatiaNaysa March 22, 2022

Baked off my Roger!

When one is extremely "High"

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!

by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010

Don’t bite my arm off

Don’t be overly excited to get something

Ayo I’ll do your homework but don’t bite my arm off m8!

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022

Lop off

Cutting pulling or ripping something off from and object and then the detached object being thrown away

Guy 1: so yeah, I was just cutting some wood for my new shed that I’m building and then I tripped and the saw fell on my finger and it kind of made me lop off my own finger
Guy 2: sir this is a denny’s

by Astralacid March 19, 2024

drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.

I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

by birthdayboiking May 27, 2021