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zach

wrong. delusionally, utterly, psychotically, gut-wrenchingly, cock-suckingly wrong
i cant believe he’s being such a zach yolking on himself using a machine gun!
by bindbingowksiz July 7, 2022
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Zach

The sexiest boy you will ever meet and is always keen on a Betty
Zach is the sexiest boy you will ever meet and is always keen on a Betty
by Poopeepooperson July 15, 2022
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Zach

A hot boy that always gets pussy and gets bitches. But most of them are transgender woman. He gives out free blowjobs for Kona Ice.
Zachussy
by EzraGamingYT July 19, 2022
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Zach is very coolio.
by zachywackylol June 5, 2022
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Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
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very gay all the time gay part of the lgbtq+ community, if your dating a zach or best friends with one just know he’s hitting on your male friend
hey zach ur gay
by zach:) June 17, 2022
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A male who is definitely sexiest, miserable, and a heathen. But still really cool
Them:do you know Zach?
Me: yeah he hates Niki Minaj and never smiles and hate God, but he's pretty cool
by Hyperionx13 June 28, 2022
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