one of the most annoying shows of all time. the plot is unbelievable: c'mon a girl is a student at day and puts on a whig and ta da she is a popstar? miley cyrus couldnt sing or act to save her life. she got the job cause her dad is some famous country singer. the show has some crappy jokes and suckass acting. if i see that guy who plays her brother i will strangle his ass. this show gives people in the country bad names. if you are guy and like this show, you must be a little fruity.
girl 1: wanna watch that totally cool show hannah montana?
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
by SdCharers11 January 14, 2008
The worst TV show idea ever. Miley AKA Hannah is a shitty actress and singer. She has disgusting teeth and a corny accent. The only reason she has a "career" is because her dad is a washed up semi-talented singer.
11 year old: Omg hannah montana rocks i wanna grow up to be just like her!
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
by meghan riot April 06, 2008
one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.
Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!
by legofuncms May 04, 2008
by bcswag1235 October 09, 2013
a goddess, often one who others wish of becoming. no need for makeup since they look pretty even without it. typically athletic, and beautiful in the eyes of many boys. smart, tall, good friend to all, and able to smile through the toughest times.
by 50 shades of tan February 21, 2016
by Chumlee Johnson November 08, 2023
Hannah Hammer is what pussys do to fight. You ball up ur fist and hit like a hammer. You hit with ur pinky and side of ur palm pretty much. It doesn’t hurt anyone but urself, so good luck trying to win a fight using this interesting technique.
OMG!- she’s doing the -HANNAH HAMMER- bahahhaah 😭
by exposingbitchesxoxo December 09, 2019