weed

It makes this world we live in simpler and more pleasurable.

It is a miricale plant that does less damage to your body then alcohol and cigarettes.

You cannot become addicted to it like you can to coke, meth, cigarettes or alcohol and has never caused anybody to O.D. or die EVER.

The only reason it is illegal is because our government would rather us become addicted to other substances such as cigarettes or alcohol so we keep buying them and putting money in there pockets.

Lets smoke some weed and get away from some of our problems.

by MRstone August 29, 2009

Spent Weed

Marijuana that has had its THC and other cannabinoids extracted through vaporization.

I hooked up my vaporizer to my bong and after two hours had about an eighth of spent weed.

by The Dopeman July 1, 2009

The Rules of Smoking Weed

The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)

*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!

by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009

weed

weed is what i need and so do you we'll pack it up till its full and hit that shit more than a few we'll be so high talk we'll this like and laugh all damn night

trying i'm to straight talk

by you drink pp March 27, 2003

shanky weed

low-quality marijuana

Ay yo Becky, wanna smoke with me?
No way Lissa, you got that shanky weed!

by Becky Melissa February 23, 2009

Mystical Ninja Weed

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."

Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.

by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007

Weed Whacker

When you continually smack a woman in the face with your dick in a circular motion like a weed whacker. This move is performed after you get done fucking.

"I gave that horny bitch a Weed Whacker on turbo after we got done fucking."

by Big J December 16, 2004