jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

Weaseling

when you start acting weasel like (ranting/acting strangely) after smoking too much

definition weaseling: man your girl be weaselling talking about how fluffy bunnies are, BANISH HER to the WEASEL ZONE!!

by Banisher of the weasel March 10, 2024

Weasel

A **weasel**, when used as a derogatory term, refers to an Indian person who is considered deceitful, sneaky, or untrustworthy, and most importantly stinks.

Look at that brown weasel.
The weasels keep scamming people for money.
I hate the weasel's accent.

by Davedave123777 January 8, 2025

Sausage weasel

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.

Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

Cock weasel

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"

Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....

by Tomcalct November 19, 2020

Snausage weasel

A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.

Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011