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ghost turkey

Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
by Tomblazer August 13, 2017
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Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator
Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.
by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016
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Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!
by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017
mugGet the Turkey titsmug.

Turkey - dinosour

TURKKKEEYY
I own fifty-six Turkey - dinosour plushes
by meispuginasock May 27, 2020
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Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.
When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.
by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018
mugGet the Turkey Nuzzlingmug.

turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.
Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!
by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014
mugGet the turkey skippermug.

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian
This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon
by Kintock November 2, 2017
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