by sirstreet March 26, 2020
Get the cereal soupmug. by Fridge & Freezer July 15, 2023
Get the American Soupmug. You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.
Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 5, 2023
Get the Sphincter Soupmug. The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.
by Xonikz July 19, 2018
Get the Stone Soupmug. A level of hot that exceeds the average hot.
A level of hot beyond that of which a reasonable person might expect from a cup of coffee.
A level of hot beyond that of which a reasonable person might expect from a cup of coffee.
by DizzyEsq May 21, 2014
Get the soup hotmug. by Wapple_Fishman January 1, 2021
Get the Brown soupmug. The greatest foood ever to exist in the history of the universe! The chunky soup king, Jayemel microwaves ever single bowl of chunky soup, giving them extraordinary taste and flavor.
by Ze JmL Ambasodor November 27, 2021
Get the Chunky soupmug.