Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

Fail Band

Any band that tends to fail at multiple factors of being a band, i.e; music, promotion, name. A sad excuse for a band.

Burning Cold is the most epic fail band ever!

by lionheart23 February 09, 2010

Fail Kid

A kid who thinks he is funny by saying things but really isn't. This type of person generally fails at life, has no friends and sits at their computer all day long. These people are different from trolls in the sense that they fail at trolling too and have no actual value to contribute to society or life.

A fail kid is someone who stalks you on facebook, posts random fail comments and thinks hes cool and good at everything they do.

by Mr.Thorn January 04, 2011

effort fail

the act of putting in a lot of effort, yet resulting in a fail.

*ugly chick attempting to put on make-up to look hot*
Guy: woah dude, what an effort fail.

by largh June 02, 2009

stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009