box wagon

a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car

dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!

by laubergecafe October 23, 2010

Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017

Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 10, 2012

Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste

Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.

by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020

Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time

Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!

by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023

wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting

oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo

by ian motors July 29, 2023