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Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.
Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again
by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021
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toilet-trash

Adjective; a term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun; Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people who emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj; "Fuck that restaurant, the food is toilet-trash", "Miley Cyrus' new album is toilet-trash"
noun; "We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party", "If you park here, the toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit"
by boardshaw November 9, 2020
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Cat in a toilet

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.
Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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Toilet Tourettes

Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.

“Ah Toilet Tourettes
by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021
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toilet taco

skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco
by heelysbiggestfan March 2, 2018
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Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.
"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022
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Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.
Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash
by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011
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