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Get the pride parker mug.Festy pale white boy with a baby voice, around 67 voice cracks per day, and features pimples on his ahh. His favorite hobby is scat, and he fails every nnn. He likes fried chicken and red frogs, but is best known for using random gym equipment/pesticide cannisters inappropriately when he is bored. He is very easily rage-baited and uses YouTube shorts.
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8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."
3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."
4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."
5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."
6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."
7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."
8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
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