loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016

Loser Nerd

A very well known burn in the 1st-3rd grade community. The most deadly of its kind.

Calvin: your stupid
1st grade crime boss: Well your a Loser Nerd
*Calvin dies of the shear heat of the burn*

by I am not a Nerd February 7, 2020

loser

you
yes you are the loser u loser!

hey look at him, he is such a LOSER, haha

by damnyoubro November 21, 2021

Evil Losers

Terrorist affiliated with IS, Al Qaeda, or any other religious or political group.

Term coined by President Donald Trump after Araina Grande concert bombing in Manchester.

Trump said: "So many young beautiful innocent people living and enjoying their lives murdered by evil losers in life. I won't call them monsters because they would like that term. They would think that's a great name. I will call them from now on losers because that's what they are."

by So Fluffy May 24, 2017

Hey loser

Best friend greeting.

When you’re best friends and it doesn’t matter how you talk to each other because you’re secure in the fact that you are practically family

Hey loser! Download this app so we can chat at work.

by Jen Shus Band May 21, 2024

Loser

Somebody who hides behind their burner account because they’re a coward.

ChillBogar is a loser.

by Boba Fetty Wap February 19, 2021

Crusty Loser

A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons

Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser

by Big Janty February 21, 2018