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you cute doe

by KungfoeyX January 6, 2025
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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Doe

A ghetto way of saying "Don't"
I doe want that.
by DASTRONGFRL November 14, 2017
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Does not fuck

Anyone named Chris Ford gets zero play
Chris Ford does not fuck
by Encyclopedia101 April 17, 2023
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Doe not

When your illiterate gypsy parents cannot say “do not
I “doe not” like that

I “doe not” like how hairy your cock is

I “doe not” like the look that box head girl gave me.
by Marky Peg Leg January 16, 2025
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What does it matter

The same sort of joke as ( Who Cares)
But a way to incorporate what.
Wait WHAT were you saying?
Well I was saying… - WHAT DOES IT MATTER!!
by Anonymouspenguin67 July 1, 2025
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