A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
by gary696969 March 6, 2010
Get the Fat-man Burritomug. When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.
by Pete in Texas May 13, 2020
Get the Chicken Burritomug. a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
by VersatileMink May 26, 2024
Get the Wet Burritomug. by natbutter July 28, 2021
Get the arkansas burritomug. The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.
by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022
Get the Apology burritomug. Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 5, 2020
Get the Burrito Festmug. When you're getting so horny that you cut a burrito in half and fuck the burrito while inside a vagina/butthole.
Person: Dude were you at the orgy at Taco Bell last night?
Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme
Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme
by NippleChan69 August 31, 2018
Get the The Burrito Suprememug.