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I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
by GlazeHer June 4, 2025
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Bi-Winning

To win here and to win there.
I'm not bi-polar... I'm bi-winning.
by Porter34 March 20, 2011
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Nah, I'd win.

When your in a fight and your enemy says negative things like "Your going to lose punk!" or someone asks about winning or losing something and you feel like Satoru Gojo, you just say "Nah, I'd win."
N/A: Would you lose?
You: Nah, I'd win.
by Diet Cocky December 18, 2023
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pay-to-win

"Pay-to-win" or "P2W", is a pejorative term for a game that offers any advantage that can be obtained faster or exclusively via commercial transactions over gameplay rewards or the impact of the player's own performance.

This market practice is seen negative because it destroys the sportiveness of games, rewarding mediocre players who look for an easy way to beat the competition or the challenge, instead of promoting fair play.

Imagine, for example, an Archery competition where the archers could optionally buy the right to use laser-dot scope aims in their bows Every archer would look to exploit that artificial advantage, instead of actually improving themselves at the sport.
"I dont play pay-to-win games. It's a waste of effort and I rather use the money to buy real games".
by reedestofreeds July 18, 2022
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Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot
literally any character imaginable: nah, i'd win
by BojackHorseface January 11, 2024
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tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated
by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020
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winning

something that is cool, awesome, etc.
made popular by charlie sheen.

see tiger blood
Jay: I just fucked a hot chick!
Daniel: Dude, winning!
by i am so winning. March 28, 2011
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