Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015

Shrek

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022

Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022

Shrek

Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

~Shrek is love, Shrek is life~

by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019

Shrek

lord fuckwad is extra freaky for fiona, but shrek the almighty dont take shit lighly he bitch slaps fuckwad at the wedding cuz shrek has infite rizz like that. i live for shrek, i worship him every day and pray that i get his hunkyness and rizz. shrek is love shrek is life

shrek is daddy, shrek is my daddy, not yours

by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022

SHREK

SHREK IS AS YUMMY AS MYSELF

MMMMMMMEEEEE SHREK TASTES GOOD

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023