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gooch

Worst dog ever! This little rat should not exist
I'll fuck gooch
by Croquette June 17, 2017
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Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025
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Gooch

Yo g wanna do gooch?
by goocher3000 March 2, 2021
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Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching
Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"
by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014
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Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 4, 2020
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Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
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Gooch

That’s Gooch
by Smudge1 December 10, 2020
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