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Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
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planning poker

Planning poker, or scrum poker, is an estimation technique used primarily in Agile project management to determine the relative size of user stories or tasks.
During the sprint planning meeting, the team used planning poker to estimate the effort required for each user story.
by Jim Philip June 1, 2024
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The Ron Coe Plan B

When there are no sheep available, you bring home a heffer. This can be human or cow, dealers choice, and the heavier the better.
Jake: Hey! Did you end up fucking that sheep last night??
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!
by adtr160 October 23, 2017
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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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L.A. plans

Social or business plans of any level of specificity (including an event with a set time, day, & location) made in, around, or in the spirit of, the city of Los Angeles wherein one or all parties have no intention of following through.
Let's go to Korean BBQ tomorrow. I made L.A. plans with Katie so I'm basically free all day.
by mirandac May 8, 2024
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Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.
Dad stop shitting on my plans !
by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016
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Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass
I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers
by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022
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