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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen 

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
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Are you talking about me? 

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?
Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"

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He wasn't talking about Trump

That's a lie Ana Kasparian.
Hym "Because he wasn't talking about Trump. That's the lie. Ana. He sat there and avoided the question and then he made up a story so that he didn't have to tell the truth. The truth is like poison to Christians. The hate it almost as much as they hate God himself. So he is lying. That's the specific lie. You are lying as well, Ana. To cover for Tuckers lie. He makes up a story. Now it's your turn to make up a story. And then you do that until people stop asking."

Sylvester from talking kitty cat

To suck cock while talking cockney

(Idiom) To be able to do multiple different things simultaneously.
One of the most famous Roman emperors Gaius Julius Caesar was known for his ability to suck cock while talking cockney.

what the freak are they talking about? 

... what the freak are they talking about?