by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022
Get the cum police mug.Verb
To control or guard an important event or item and has the duty of maintaining the law
Synonyms:
Maintain Law and order in
Keep the peace in
Keep guard over
Control
Antonyms:
ignore
neglect
pass over
forget
abandon
To control or guard an important event or item and has the duty of maintaining the law
Synonyms:
Maintain Law and order in
Keep the peace in
Keep guard over
Control
Antonyms:
ignore
neglect
pass over
forget
abandon
by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023
Get the Police mug.by &-6.0} September 8, 2023
Get the wet police mug.A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).
Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.
Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.
Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.
Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
Get the I'm calling the police mug.- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023
Get the League Police mug.
A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
Get the The Joke Police mug.