Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.
Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!
by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017
Get the juicy bum syndrome mug.Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.
"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"
by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018
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When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.
by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018
Get the Dirty dick syndrome mug.Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.
It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.
The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.
Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.
The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.
The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.
Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.
The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
by gethin diagnoser June 6, 2018
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Get the old nigga syndrome mug.A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020
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Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
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