Steven

A guy that nobody wants to invite to parties but he somehow shows up.

Who invited Steven?

by LalaBAG69 May 7, 2017

Steven

Someone who is a massive cunt.

He stole my candy, he is such a Steven

by Urban Auth May 24, 2017

Upset Steven

Upset Steven implies the act of squating over someone's back and releasing a steamy shit.

Last night me and NC gave an upset steven to Dae

by Spoofman January 26, 2007

steven

some guy that always says "what are you doing" and he annoys the shit out of ppl when he calls at 2-5 a.m and he claims to be straight butt he discusts u by saying "take a piss" and then he keeps calling after u told him a million times to stop calling, and you dont' know how he got your number.

dude don't bust a steven, comon'.

by ih8steven November 15, 2009

Steven Hudson

A guy who quite simply refuses to masturbate before he gets head. As of today it stands at an entire month, although, he intends to wank like any healthy man should within the next few days.

Brent: You're crazy Steven Hudson!

by Bbbbrent October 18, 2008

Steven

A cute ass freshman

Look at that Steven

by Misterpersonman May 6, 2018

Steven

Steven is a guy who bullies people and has terrible hair. His friends are not loyal. His favorite state is California and Steven is athletic and his favorite sport is skateboarding. He has a small fucking penis and is mega gay. He is a good friend to people and stays loyal. Girls don’t like him very much. Steven has a big family that cares very much about his other siblings.

Person 1: Hey that dude has a small penis. He is also bullying that person and is mega gay
Person 2:That’s what you call a Steven

by It’s me Mario December 7, 2018