i love you darcy❤️😘
by bsndjdnsjdnsnsjfndksksjsnxndkl June 29, 2020
After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.
A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!
B: Ew what the hell man?!
by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017
by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024
A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion
by Unclegripper July 09, 2021
Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.
by PulpPigment November 02, 2023
I have a spaghetti anus
by Extendedmeme September 13, 2020
by Nickytra December 03, 2018