Spaghetti

When you eat out a girl on her period while she has a tampon in her vagina.

Hey honey you want spaghetti for dinner tonight.

by Pussy whipper69 June 1, 2017

Spaghetti Mafia

Spaghetti Mafia (noun): A loosely structured organization, often not regarded seriously by the public, characterized by a lack of significant or meaningful activities, akin to a whimsical or inconsequential gathering where relevance and impact are notably absent.

That gathering was lame I don’t think those people know they are part of a Spaghetti Mafia

by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

Jacksonville Spaghetti

When a male eats a tub of Play- Doh, squats over a females mouth, puts a Play- Doh spaghetti strainer over his butthole, and shits into the females mouth

Dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t stop telling me she was hungry, so I gave her some of my homemade Jacksonville Spaghetti.

by Under table rim jobs April 20, 2018

code spaghetti

A less common nearly synonymous expression of "spaghetti code": in programming and computer language, a poorly programmed piece of code, which does barely work, but it's very long and convoluted (like the pasta itself) and thus hard to disentangle and debug. (This variant expression could also refer to the effects of said code.)

The devs removed that feature because it was pure bloat. Nobody really used it and it was causing all kinds of code spaghetti. {This is an adapted snippet from an actual email message!}

by librapi April 28, 2023

Spaghetti Western

A foily. Not quite crack.

Wanna hit on this spaghetti western?
Ya bud I'm in.

by Spagooter boi November 17, 2021

Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.

"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025

double spaghetti

When a male takes another males flaccid penis and wraps said penis around their own erect member, then proceeds to masturbate with the flaccid penis

I know I’m not gay, but I’ve always wanted to try Double Spaghetti

by Jaxhaxblax October 26, 2017