I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.
by Knobbygirl March 15, 2016
by The slyman March 09, 2020
An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
by Spermhands October 06, 2018
by Dirty white socks November 11, 2019
When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame
by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021
Daniel: “Carl, what are you holding?”
Carl: “Daniel, this here is a butter sock. I’m about to head over to Chet’s, I have a bone to pick.”
Carl: “Daniel, this here is a butter sock. I’m about to head over to Chet’s, I have a bone to pick.”
by Momo’s third cousin May 29, 2020