Fluffy socks

The best piece of clothing. Makes you feel loved. Feels like a hug of awesomeness.

What would life be without fluffy socks?

by LucySutton November 23, 2021

Butter Sock

A weapon consisting of a tube sock and butter sticks. Preferably used during a fit of anger.

Daniel: “Carl, what are you holding?”
Carl: “Daniel, this here is a butter sock. I’m about to head over to Chet’s, I have a bone to pick.”

by Momo’s third cousin May 29, 2020

sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock

Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet

by Mister_E March 13, 2010

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008

ceramic sock

Usually a tube sock that has been ejaculated into. The man juice hardens over time

Siddesh just sits in his room making ceramic socks all day

by FigBat Diggernick June 20, 2016

moc-socks

wearing socks with moccassins because its too cold outside to wear them barefoot, or you just dont want your feet to smell;)

its really cold outside but i still wana wear moccassins!

then just wear moc-socks!

by justinbieberlikesme March 19, 2011

action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015