simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

simon le bescond

Handsome and really good guy, a kind of gorgeous and funny open Nerd with out of bed hype style. This must be one of the prettiest and coolest kind of people.

This one has the bast attitude, he's such a Simon Le Bescond.

by HellSeg June 6, 2017

Simon

A BOMBER!

SIMON IS GONNA BOMB YOUR HOUSE. RUN!

by ALUAKBAR FOR LIFE February 22, 2022

Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021