Sex

The thing that the horny bastard looking this up will never get.

Horney teenager - "Hey I'm lifeless and watch porn every time my parents are out of the house. My friend told me about this website and the first thing I'm gonna look up is sex because just the thought of it makes my little dick hard. I hope there is pictures, because i'm never actually gonna see anything like this in my life!"

by Tnthousndfsts99 October 25, 2009

sex

what you want to do if you are looking this up

i wanted to have sex so i told my girlfriend to meet me in the girls bathroom at 2. wen i got there she was there and we started making out with tongue. she ripped off my shirt revealing my rock hard 6 pack then she ripped off my pants and underwear revealing my rock hard 12 inch long 3 inch wide cock. she gave me a BJ while i stripped her revealing her 32 double D tits. after about 10 minutes a beautiful blond with 30 double D tits walked in and started to strip. she told me to eat her out. i gladly obliged. after 10 minutes i got up and fucked my girlfriend in pussy while she ate the blonde out. eventually i had to get some of the blonde and my gf switched roles with the blond and i eventually cummed and gave them both facials. then we left.

by awesomepguy January 7, 2012

Sex

Best thing ever. End of story.

Okay, so sex is messy and unpredictable sometimes but it's still the best thing ever.

by Harlan Huynh April 29, 2007

sex

S - seriously getting fucked

E - energetic way to do your daily sports

X- x is the future word before boyfriend with your boyfriend

after my boyfriend found out i had sex with bob we became exes now i can fuck whoever i want.

by awesomeness24780 March 1, 2015

Sex

YOU MESSED UP PERSON!

i can not believe you put the word sex into urban dictionary

by Lemon-Kardashian May 27, 2018

sex

what kind of shity person are you to look up sex

sex is dumb

by mynameis noneofyallsbisnys August 28, 2016

Sex

Sex is the meaning of life. In america a lot of people wait until their 16 or smthin to have sex. Meanwhile in the uk if you are still a virgin by the time you are 13 you will be severely bullied

American: oh my gawd emily you had sex! were only 27
Uk person: you havent lost youre virginity yet?! You're twelve years old for fucks sake hurry up and have some good sex

by therealdefinitiongod June 23, 2020