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sex

what you want to do if you are looking this up
i wanted to have sex so i told my girlfriend to meet me in the girls bathroom at 2. wen i got there she was there and we started making out with tongue. she ripped off my shirt revealing my rock hard 6 pack then she ripped off my pants and underwear revealing my rock hard 12 inch long 3 inch wide cock. she gave me a BJ while i stripped her revealing her 32 double D tits. after about 10 minutes a beautiful blond with 30 double D tits walked in and started to strip. she told me to eat her out. i gladly obliged. after 10 minutes i got up and fucked my girlfriend in pussy while she ate the blonde out. eventually i had to get some of the blonde and my gf switched roles with the blond and i eventually cummed and gave them both facials. then we left.
by awesomepguy January 7, 2012
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Sex

Okay, so sex is messy and unpredictable sometimes but it's still the best thing ever.
by Harlan Huynh April 29, 2007
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sex

S - seriously getting fucked

E - energetic way to do your daily sports

X- x is the future word before boyfriend with your boyfriend
after my boyfriend found out i had sex with bob we became exes now i can fuck whoever i want.
by awesomeness24780 March 1, 2015
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Sex

i can not believe you put the word sex into urban dictionary
by Lemon-Kardashian May 27, 2018
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sex

what kind of shity person are you to look up sex
sex is dumb
by mynameis noneofyallsbisnys August 28, 2016
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Sex

Something all men crave and would beg in front of virgins to persuade his partner to do.
Charlotte: so babe, how’s your day been?
Steve: Ahh, not so good.
Charlotte: why’s that?
Steve: My Roblox account has been ban for 28 days.
Charlotte: Come on. That’s not something to mourn over.
Steve: (while crying) Your don’t understand my anguish!
Charlotte sees the pain in Steve’s eyes. She then gets a brainwave, and a lightbulb lit up in her brain.
Charlotte: (while gently caressing his penis) How about I’ll cheer you up?
Steve: please don’t. I’ve already came 6 times today to put my mind at ease. I don’t need you doing it.
Charlotte: It doesn’t hurt to cum once more does it? Don’t worry, I’ll make you explode twice in a row if you want. (While slowly unzipping his trousers)
Steve thinks about what she says and for a brief moment, makes his mind and says: “alright! Let’s do this”.
Steve aggressively rips charlottes shirt off as she pulls his trousers down and off. She gently kisses his 1.465 inch penis as Steve contemplates his choice of saying yes since he already ejaculated 23 minutes ago. Nevertheless Steve gets hard and horny as charlotte starts stroking his dick slowly and she gradually increased the speed to a moderate level. Steve is enjoying this as all his roblox problems goes away as he edges closer to sexual climax. Charlotte notices Steve’s face starting to build up and moans as Steve reaches sexual climax and ejaculates with intense euphoria pleasure in his facial expression and keeps cumming.
by Chinese man= big dick September 14, 2020
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Sex

Where are your parents?
Gee...
Why im the one should explain this to you?
Well kid... you see sex is when your mom and dad is having fun. No not like in amusement park. God how am i should explain this... Go call your parents...
Kid: Dad what is sex?
Dad:.....
Dad: Welll son ill tell you what it is. Lets go to the bar
by MahNameIsJefff May 31, 2018
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