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worst thing known to normal kids
Destry: Sis, we gotta go to school!
Alessia: I’d rather die.

Alessia skips school and buys a coke and turns out she doesn’t need school because she’s a genius. SO THERE MRS DAVIS 😡
by innocent rebel June 9, 2022
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A place where you LEARN but also use your phone and and computer to do whatever you like.
I love school because i can go to Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter and Facebook when ever i like but i should delete my history.
by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019
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Some people need it, some do not. For those who need it is simply annoying, but will end up helping you in the end. Yet, for those who do not it is simply living hell for 14 years of your life minimum.
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School is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, the road is on fire, and everything around you is on fire because it's HELL!!!!

School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.

You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
Me (talking to my friend): "I hate school. This school sucks. My teachers suck."
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
by allthe420 February 7, 2018
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Some dumb ahh shit that Horace Mann made to make people suffer.... And I only go because I'm a lil dumb in the head iggg...
Horace Mann: *makes school*
EVERYONE: and a big fuck you to you (:
by 0nlyFactz September 13, 2021
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a bad example of learning.everyone talks trash.all people talk about are video games or being in a relationship. people are scared of turtles. school is NOT necessary. school SUCKS. people leave the school and break your heart. its BORING. KINDERGARTEN is the only fun year because all u do us color or play with shopkins and throw them at eachother and cry if u loose one. get scared of fight nights a Freddys. all you can eat are LUNCHABLE. in kindergarten nobody made fun of people for shopping at WALMART. every field trip in a aquarium or the zoo.

FRICK SCHOOL. IM DONE. I QUIT SCHOOL. I GOT LAYED OFF OF SCHOOL. school is another word for PRISON
SCHOOL JUST SUCKS
by therealdictonaryofearth October 6, 2020
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