Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass
by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009
Get the Ring printmug. When a woman or man in a serious relationship is so thirsty for an engagement ring it consumes them.
Shannon: Do you think he'll propose for my birthday? He has to. Either way the wedding is almost completely planned.
Steph: Girl, you need to stop being so ring-thirsty.
Steph: Girl, you need to stop being so ring-thirsty.
by Citrus Kobe February 19, 2017
Get the ring-thirstymug. the most incredible fantasy books ever written. written by J.R.R. Tolkien the most amazing fantasy writer ever.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Lord of the Ringsmug. That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.
Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
by Dick Onchin January 9, 2022
Get the Ring Buttermug. A mangagement ring is a ring that is worn by a man who is proposed to by his girlfriend. Or is worn by a man after proposing to his girlfriend.
1. Heidi decided to propose to her boyfriend, and she got him a beautiful mangagement ring.
2. Austin proposed to his girlfriend, and in return she got him a mangagement ring.
2. Austin proposed to his girlfriend, and in return she got him a mangagement ring.
by aanniiee_who August 2, 2013
Get the mangagement ringmug. Dean witch weathers wife of 5 years.
They’ve been married forever
their kid is named rachel who is married to a man named Sam..🤔🤔
They’ve been married forever
their kid is named rachel who is married to a man named Sam..🤔🤔
Mom?
Tv ring: Oh hey rachel! Where’s your dad?
Dean: right here baby girl. Let’s make some baby’s and have a lot of Demond baby’s so i can bring them back to life and save the day in season 1037 of supernatural!!!!!
Tv ring: Oh hey rachel! Where’s your dad?
Dean: right here baby girl. Let’s make some baby’s and have a lot of Demond baby’s so i can bring them back to life and save the day in season 1037 of supernatural!!!!!
by Draco malfoys gf rachel February 12, 2022
Get the Tv ringmug. A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.
Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
by babooshkaaaaa April 4, 2011
Get the SQUID RINGmug.