Crimson Eye Patch

When a person wears a used maxi pad as an eye patch.

I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.

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by Cadella May 18, 2011

Denim Jack with patches

A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.

Oh wow look at his indie-ness with his Denim Jack with patches.

by heatherrrrrrrrr August 22, 2011

Get off my pitch

When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"

Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"

by Overdrive2005 September 9, 2015

blueberry pumpkin patch

when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum

I took her to the blueberry pumpkin patch last night

by I am gerard June 21, 2016

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 May 12, 2018

sims 3 patch notes

An experience you have to read to understand

"yo, u seen the sims 3 patch notes?"
"yetis, its pretty gay"

by B I G W I B B A October 7, 2018

Yesterday's Patchwork

Something that happened the day before you don't want to discuss. Usually used ironically.

Person 1: Hey, do you remember when you..........
Person 2: THAT WAS YESTERDAY'S PATCHWORK!!

by Pie In Box November 30, 2019