POSER

see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.

the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!

by EAT MY ASS BITCH July 21, 2008

poser punk

People who think they're punk for listening to Good Charlotte,Yellowcard and Simple Plan and Avril. Not even knowing of the Sex Pistols,the Clash and the Ramones. The real inventors of the punk genre.

Poser:Oh that Sid Vicious guy is hot!is he married?
Punk:...he's not alive,and he married Nancy Spungen.
Poser:oh I knew that!I was only kidding.

by IndieRocker September 18, 2005

poseur

1. Poseur = the old english version of poser.
-Poseur, is how the word would be spelled in canada, or europe.

2. The spelling of poser, that some people use to feel important/hardcore/punk.

Hey look! i'm anti-avril, shes a poseur!

or..

Your such a poseur, you spelled poseur wrong!

by Eff Yu November 18, 2003

poser

Someone (usually girls) who pretends to be someone they're not usually to fit in with a crowd

person in pink hanging out with goths is a poser

by Kinky Kid October 29, 2006

poser

A poser is someone who dresses a way to fit in a group of kids that they are not. Usually posers talk way to much about a subject such as skateboarding that they arent even good at. There never seen skating but are seen at skateparks just sitting or just riding around not doing any tricks. When i see somebody wearing a Bam shirt or have a Bam board i see them as a poser. Dont wear element or adio, birdhouse, blind, or shorty's.If you wear a pink shirt, face it your gay dont wear pink. If you want to look cool or dress like you know what to wear my suggestions are: 10 DEEP is the shit, dope as fuckkk, Krew, RVCA pronounced as (rooka) if anybody tells you different tell them they're an idiot first then tell them that they're wrong. Acitve is dope i think, lakai, lrg, dgk, matix, nixon, and some Zoo York. You will deffinetly not look like a poser if you wear those brands with some CCS pants or Krew pants. They talk the talk but dont walk the walk. They listen to certain bands or rappers that other people listen to cuz they dont know what to listne to or becuase thats what everybody else listens to.

Poser: Yeah dude i skate i have a pink bam skateboard. My dad built me a box and a quaterpipe.

Cool Guy: Hey im gonna go say hi to shannon and chelsea right now so i'll call you later.

by Garret B is hella gay hahahaha July 29, 2006

poser

Everyone is a poser. Even if you think you arent a poser, you acually are a poser.

The only way to not be a poser is to go around and call everyone else but yourself a poser and make them kill themselves. Then your are scene

Omg, I am so scene, Johnny killed himself last week cause I said he was a poser.

by Travis Cole October 2, 2005

Poser

One who listens to other peoples music and trys to think they know about the band.

Justin(poser) saw Travis listening to Iced earth so he talks to Travis and thinks he knows about them. usualy associated with wagz.

by Gervin April 18, 2006