When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.
by Reefer714Madness May 23, 2021
Get the Winnie the pooingmug. A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.
After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.
After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.
by faglord-thereal June 17, 2012
Get the Poo Meltermug. Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.
person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same
person2: same
by wetpooman September 11, 2021
Get the wet poomug. 
(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016
Get the Flirting with poomug. 'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'
by Lizbien June 11, 2016
Get the disappointing poomug. I was busting for a shit, so i was running to the toilet, slipped and the turd shot out like a poo rocket.
by Lisa Dee June 12, 2019
Get the Poo Rocketmug.