wet poo

Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.
person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same
by wetpooman September 12, 2021
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poo riski

The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons

Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage
"oops, just shat myself" "dude, that was ultimate poo riski"
by amara is a sex god x June 21, 2012
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Poo laser

Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.
by driverone January 12, 2014
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Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.
My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.
by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022
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pookie poo

the common response for pookie pie, and to show love or friendship.
person one: you're my pookie pie.
person two: aww... you're my pookie poo.
by ~sammig~ July 26, 2021
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Poo-Ragger

When a party runs out of toilet paper, a poo-ragger is one who will use a hand towel in lou of lack of TP. After using the hand towel the poo-ragger will through the crumpled mess into a corner in the bathroom and deny that the aforementioned event ever happened.
Friend: Dude what is that smell?
Friend 2: Idk dude... Wait is that a poo-rag in the corner.
Friend: It totally is. Shit, who knew there was a poo-ragger at the party last night...
by Ms. Sans September 15, 2010
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