mumble pants

Pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they are saying

Did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine

by gum13y June 23, 2008

pecker pants

Pecker pants are not flood pants, as indicated by the other guy.

Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.

Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.

Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!

Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.

Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.

by foogan October 18, 2008

titty pants

when your titties sag so low they touch and/or need to be tucked into your pants.

it's pretty windy out, good thing she's got her titty pants on... don't want that shit blowing away.

by Megatransleopleurotronadon March 22, 2007

Pant-Switch

A “Pant-Switch” (PS) is defined as an action of exchanging your pants with your table neighbour, which must be performed during class in school, during a lecture or any other similar risky situation, in which failing would result in bad consequences for the people involved.

In most cases a third person films the whole event in order to document the incredible achievement of the Pant-Switchers.

Those, who successfully performed a Pant-Switch are often held in high esteem and treated with highest respect within their social environment.

The original “Pant-Switch” and also the first one to be caught on camera was done by famous Pant-Switchers sallas and macmillan during a Physics class. This monumental event is documented here: url.reif.org/?73yhk9

by anonymous pant-switcher January 5, 2008

foot pants

Socks...... pants for the feet.... dumbass.

"Come on we are going to be late."

"One sec I just have to get on foot pants."

by Colin Nikel April 1, 2008

sad pants

A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.

Tia: "I can't believe we missed our flight!"

Kai: "Sad pants."

by blackdogeater August 3, 2011

grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

by tom December 25, 2004