Onion Link

A sneaky link but you already know something’s up the girl is obsessed with trees woods whatever cnc ass vibe you can imagine RUN that’s not a sneaky link that’s an Onion link FOFO.

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by Rickytr0n May 21, 2025

Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.

Your a onion Jarvis you like.

by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023

Magnolian onion

Magnolian onion a dish best prepared by oriental pearl of Epping ( center of the universe) foolishly named Magnolian chicken but don’t let that fool you it’s all onions.

Damn Charlie what’s the sense of bringing that Magnolian onion home it’s just onion!

by urbandictionary is the shit March 31, 2022

onion dealer

A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!

Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!

by British Gash September 6, 2015

Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Long Onion

Beautiful long onion that keeps to themselves and enjoys a good potato.

Long onion is kinda chonky

by longbananacocaine May 25, 2023

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023