Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron June 27, 2016
Get the Fake a shit mug.A giveaway that is mostly a virus. It does not give the downloader a prize except for a virus... FUN...
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Get the fake giveaway mug.by koma-koma September 2, 2018
Get the Snakes and Fakes mug.She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"
by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008
Get the fake-fruit mug.A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.
Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017
Get the fake net mug.They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020
Get the Fake friends mug.Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.
This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.
This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.
They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.
by AR2021 July 4, 2021
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