Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.

Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!

by Try_ December 13, 2021

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

my negan

Just like "my nigga" this term identifies your buddy who is there for you and will help you get in or out of a world of shit if needed.

I just got play off tickets for next weekend! "my negan"

by tinbrother January 7, 2017

My husband

My husband is a word used for when legally bonded with another male. Also frequently used when you are angry with another.

"HUH BITCH YOU TRIED TO TOUCH MY HUSBAND!? AH HELL NAH YOU YEE-HAW PIECE OF SHAT. FACK OFF. "

by dont touch my husband. November 25, 2022

on my hometown

On my hometown or omht is used to agreebwith something/someone.

𝗝𝗮𝘆: 𝗯𝗿𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗮 𝗮𝘀𝘀

𝗖𝗷: On my hometown we is

by Gang slangsz January 3, 2021

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019

is my computer on

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.

is my computer on?
YES

by NhehGuy June 20, 2018