mother friend

A demeaning term used for those individuals that "be friend mothers" or a replacement term used in front of uptight sex hungry nuns at catholic schools instead of mother fucker.

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A: Do you have any money for diet coke?

B: No..

A: You mother friend!

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother fucker

B: What did you say, child of God?

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother friend

by itssjessicababe1994 January 3, 2011

Mother Licker

Going Down on someone's mom. Another term for Cock sucker, except its your mother....

"Thats a MILF" "I hear ya Mother LICKER"

by Stan-Dup Baby October 20, 2009

mother fucker

what kk and doom classify most of those that exsist around them. assholes like Uncle Funkalunkel fit into this catagory, for they like to talk alot of shit but can not back it up.

That piece of shit Uncle Funkalunkel is one dumb ass mother fucker.

by James Bourne February 18, 2004

Mother Flippin'

Noun. Meaning: Flipping your mother onto a different position then she had previously been. In any which way, it does not matter. Birth Mom, Step Mom, or Foster Mom are all acceptable subjects for uses of this word.

Not yet a jacked up craze with youngsters.

Man ONE: Yo, I flipped yo momma. It was mother flippin' awesome!

Man TWO: What the hell, man? That's my mom!

Man ONE: Who knows? Her scream was so deep, that it may have been your daddy.

by Your Pseudonym!! November 28, 2009

jewish mother

combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!

by BBBOOOOOOIIISSSTTT October 25, 2012

Mother Nature

The ho that supports your life.

Your mamma or wife that bakes your food is your mother nature

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

Den Mother

The head of the strippers at a strip club; Always gets first pick of the teller stations

Bunny, the Den Mother of Club Risque, takes care of her strippers like family.

I hate Melissa! She thinks that just because she is the Den Mother she can get first pick of the teller stations!

by Wheat Thin January 12, 2009