licking the Pringle

Cunilingus on an older woman who is a little drier and crustier. There are different flavours available ranging from ready salted, through to chilli.

Keith was brushing flakes out of his beard for days after his night with Doris where he’d been licking the Pringle.

by Baron Taffy June 9, 2023

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 3, 2023

Looking at the moon

Looking to the moon can be with words or with looks.
You look at it, you dream, you think about someone, you make a wish, you miss someone.
And remember that the kid who looked outside the window of the car, to the moon is the still there inside togheter with the grown-up version of yourself.

I remember looking at the moon words empty and feelings full

by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

lacking horniness

Another word for a naive child with an innocent mind, or a person who knows the truth but doesn't give a shit.

Andy: Bro everybody in this whole class browses rule 34 every day except for Diego!
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 4, 2023

Licking your asshole

Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.

“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”

by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023

Lackingphobia

The fear of being caught lacking and/or tweaking; being caught doing something diabolically suspicious and/or absolutely tripping

Person 1: “Did you see person 3? They caught him lacking.”
Person 2: “Thats for real triggering my lackingphobia right now.”
Person 1: “For real bruh.”

by me made dis word October 16, 2023