Downy red horn jr the 3rd

when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him
uh oh my kid Downy red horn jr the 3rd is hunting me down
by i only date asian girls November 07, 2021
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This man is the equivalent to the King of Great Brittan Marcuas Jimmithie the Great III Arren Kae Jr he is the man if you meet Marcuas Jimmithe the Great III Arren Kae Jr just know you're so lucky and never leave him. I have once and I regret it.
Mom: "Hey I heard you have a new boyfriend. Who is he?"
You: "He's a great and strong man with an amazing personality!"
Mom: "What's his name?"
You: "Marcuas Jimmithe the Great III Arren Kae Jr."
by I.Have.Keyboard to use! September 24, 2021
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Downey Jr.

When you owe your drug dealer shitloads of cash and can only afford to repay him by means of fellatio.
I heard poor Robbie owed James Spader a fuckton of money for blow, so Robbie had to go Downey Jr. on him. Too bad Spader is still mad pissed; I guess Robbie gives shitty head..
by quozzyjay July 31, 2016
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to RFK Jr

When you cheat on your wife by having sex with dozens upon dozens of other women, only for her to commit suicide when she finds out.
That Robert F Kennedy Jr guy is a horrible person, I can't believe he went so far as to RFK Jr his wife!
by kylekulinskifan August 13, 2024
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Dale Jr.

When you are drinking Mountain Dew and vodaks on Christmas Eve. 5 parts vodka; 3 parts Dew.
Let me get a Dale Jr. to wash down my pork and beans.
by team herk December 28, 2018
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woodlan jr/sr high school

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.
did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school
by meatboat123 January 25, 2022
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Percy. Jr

One of the most handsome amazing men you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. Has a smile that will make you wanna marry him. He has one of the best funny charming easy going personalitys but not to be confused he's no ones punk. He has an angry side but the biggest heart. When he wraps his arms around you you'll melt everytime. His loyalty for his friends far out does anyone you'll ever meet. His sex appeal is ...uhmmmm.. Yep... On point.

The chemistry during sex can go either way. Super sensual or crazy experimintal.. Either way.. BOMB!

His kiss will make you fall in love all over again.
Damn. Who's that?

Oh. That's Elise's husband, Lil Randy Percy. Jr
by NgaUDumb711 June 02, 2019
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