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Jasmine

Jasmine is a very unique type of person. Her favourite phrase is "your Mum" and she is really horny for dick. She is the gayest bitch you will ever come across, however, she is honestly the most funniest, kindest most beautiful girl as well. You should always cherish the Jasmine that you have as they are so different from the rest. She is also a good driver. Pro tip hide your Mums, cause she'll find them and bang them.
Friend: "Hi Jasmine, how are you going?"
Jasmine: "Your Mum"
by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023
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something that a jasmine would do.
or a deer that looks like jasmine
that is so jasmine
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Man: Look, it's Timothee Chalamet!
Jasmine: get me out of here
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She's most likely an ex-weed addict. But she still uses it occasionally when she is stressed about school, grades, tests, and Mr. Hecox. She more than likely has a dog that looks like pasta but isn't really named pasta. Jasmine also loves to tell stories about her day or about people while gesturing a lot with either her hand or her whole body. But she does ramble on about some things though when she is stressed and just has too much on her mind. Either way...Jasmine is a...character to say the least
Oh, did you hear Jasmine today?
She couldn't fucking stop rambling about how she hated Mr.Hecox today.
by Bad Test Taker January 18, 2023
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She is so jasmine
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That person is so cool! Yeah they're jasmine coded af fr
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