January 27

You have to do what your girlfriend says

Girl- you have to do what I say
Boy- what, why

Girl- cause it’s January 27
Boy- ohhhh

by Red stockman January 26, 2022

January 27

National give your boy bestie head day

Boy bestie : Why are you trying to give me head

Girl: it's January 27 silly

Boy bestie: oh ok keep going

by Thegorrillagripee January 26, 2022

January 28th

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend how much times u want without asking.

Come here baby is January 28th

by White Man 2006! January 27, 2022

January 28th

Kiss your bf day.

Hey babe! It's January 28th.

by Ally.K January 28, 2022

January 28

National listen to Weezer day

"Do you know what day it is?"
"January 28th."
"No, it's national listen to Weezer day"

by Niihashi January 28, 2022

January 30th

National have intercourse with a loved one day

Its january 30th
i love you bro
bro what
what
*sex*

by amongus man January 29, 2022

January the 19th

Make out with your best friend day!

Bestfriend#1 : we need to make out
Bestfriend#2 : why?
Bestfriend #1 : because it’s January the 19th of course! Did you forgot?
Bestfriend#2 : oh- yes I forgot
Bestfriend#2 : okay fine

by Gayporn January 31, 2022