Isaac

The secret identity of captain crunch

Isaac = captain crunch

by Every conceivable name February 23, 2021

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Isaac Cowley

The act of producing a bowel movement of uncomprehensible magnitudes.

"He is causing an Isaac Cowley, hit the deck!"

by ThatOneThingHere March 7, 2021

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Isaac I know is very funny, handsome, athletic, sweet, and he will flirt every once and a while. He is one of the best friends you will ever have. Isaac has at least a 57 inch long shlong and with one swipe with his cock can demolish a whole city. Literally a god among men.

What's that in the sky?
Oh that's just Isaacs shlong.

by Bastard Child123 March 15, 2021

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An Isaac is one of the overall best guys you can know. You’ll know one when you see him because he will instantly catch your eye with his insanely handsome face and his glorious haircut. Isaac’s are on the tall side and they also make an amazing partner in bed. An Isaac will be the most chill and fun person you will ever talk to, but he still cares about his friends issues and personal affairs. Everybody that sees him takes notice, but he’s oblivious most of the time because of his easy going and nice personality. This also gives him lots of room to make jokes about himself that sound bad but don’t effect him because he is confident enough in himself that he knows others know the truth. This could include jokes about owning a Prius or having a small penis, neither of which will ever be true to him. Isaac’s are also amazing athletes, not really having much for weak points in any sport. He tries not to be too irresponsible, but he’ll never turn down smoking a blunt with his bros. But at the end of the day, an Isaac can be friends with anybody and pull about any girl that he wants. If you are lucky enough to know an Isaac, you are very lucky indeed

Omg that guy is so hot, he has to be an Isaac

by Thathotchick69 March 18, 2021

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