by Im_a_pickle_bruv December 15, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. 
A prison-like building that puts you through hell. First, you wake up at 5:00 in the morning to make you spend a painful hour getting ready for the 56th day of hell. Then, you get closer to hell around 6:30. Once you enter 'School', you are sat down to prepare for hell. Then, you have to listen to the teacher for an hour before getting scolded because you weren't paying attention to the most boring part about learning. After you finish 10% of hell, you go to a different class to do other stuff. But in 40 minutes after that, you're put back into the deepest point of hell, reading. You finally get done with the rest of hell and you can go home and relax. Just kidding! 'SCHOOL' HAS TO RUIN YOUR RELAXING TIME BY GIVING YOU FUCKING HOMEWORK!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH WORK ALREADY! You finally finish the last part of hell for one day and slip into a depressing life.
Just use Google to learn stuff.
Just use Google to learn stuff.
Bob: Ugh I have to go to School
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.
by Skeletonbones October 13, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. 
School, a clear example of hell. School is used for kids, or teens, to torture them and tell them random useless information just to give them fucking headaches and trauma.Sending kids to school is equivalent to throwing your kids into federal prison. Some people even say School stands for six cruel hours of our lives. Kids could literally sit down for 5 hours and google shit and learn more things then they could at school.
by Ali_Not_Here January 19, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. 
The worst place you'll ever go. The moment you step into this hellhole you'll probably throw up at the sight of grade 9 boys with their perms and buzz cuts, you then enter your first class just to feel like your dying for 2 hours and 40 minutes. By the time your sentence has ended are you finish school, you are forced to go on a yellow trap of which kidnaps you, only to drop you off, 5 blocks away from your house, 2 hours later. It is now 6 pm and you have 7 pages of algebra homework. When you finally graduated, your parents force you to do 4-12 more years of that misery oain and pure motivation to kill yourself. school sucks.
by Elmo+Carole Baskin = <3 September 16, 2021
Get the Schoolmug.